Monday, April 30, 2007

Credit where it's due

Fans of me might recall I spent the early part of the 21st Century signing my name as "M Otherfucker" whenever I made a credit/debit card purchace. I never got called on it once. I would still be doing it today, were it not for the introduction of Chip and PIN.

Anyway, here's some dude who was far more geeky about it than I was.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

The Wisdom of Crowds



Apparently the world thinks I'm 39. What do you think?

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Everything you need to know about "organic" farming



Science doesn't tell us the answers so some of it we have to go on feelings

Lord Melchett, Soil Association

PS You do know that The Soil Association were given a smackdown by the ASA for their misleading claims about "organic" foods, don't you? Good.

There's nothin' more dangerous than a boy with charm

For anyone who doubts that Christina is the greatest female artist of her generation, I submit to you her latest video.



Fucking ACE!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Dail Mail hypocritical? No shit!

Exhibit A: Article about a paedophile
Exhibit B: Article about a 16 year old girl wearing "world's shortest dress", accompanied by close-up photos of her underwear, linked from Exhibit A.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Can we call it the difficult 3rd anniversary?

As with 2nd albums, so we have 3rd anniversaries. Was it me, or did nobody blink much on September 11 2004?

Anyway, this old horse has been going three years*. Sometimes Harry Hutton says it best:

Been doing this nonsense for three years now, and where’s it got me? Nowhere. It has simply widened the circle of people who think I’m a dick. That’s all it has achieved.


* You won't find the early posts, I deleted them all in a fit of pique when I realised how bad they were. They may come out in the "Collectors' Edition" of this blog.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

...sometimes known as the TOWS Matrix...

Nice to see dubious management bunkum being used to analyse major sporting events.

Monday, April 02, 2007

To British People!

Although they are clearly a bunch of nutcases, you would have thought the Iranian regime could fake a letter a bit more convincingly.